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David Icke strikes: Reptiles in the Royal Family? Secret Societies? Organized assassinations?

Has anyone else heard of these conspiracy theories that David Icke subscribes to? I've got a DVD of them and they sure are a lot of fun.

Washington DC's town layout in the shape of an owl or pentagram?
Republicans partying with


Is Icke still wearing nothing other than turqouise shellsuits these days? Does he still claim in public that he's The Son of God?

I would very much like to believe that a lot of the people in the audience for his lectures are there only

Award-winning comic Dan Antopolski heads for Ludlow

IT takes a special ear to hear the similarity between the names of Ellie Goulding and Elliot Gould, but comedian Dan Antopolski as John Keller segues the coincidence into a theory about Ellie being the reincarnation of Elliot Gould. “But Elliot Gould is still alive,” points out the doctor interviewing him. “Is he though?” asks John.

The film is one of three featuring John Keller, a conspiracy theorist with more than a small suggestion of one-time Hereford United player David Icke, though in Keller’s case, there’s not a master race of reptiles - in the reality he inhabits, ducks rule the world.

“The stuff I wrote for these films was virtually indistinguishable from the things he says. Highly articulate, the majority of what he says is credible and that mesmerises you into thinking - briefly - that he’s making sense.”

Dan, winner of last year’s funniest Joke of the fringe*, has been a stand-up comedian for the past 17 years, the only career he’s ever known. “I started because friends of mine were doing it. I went along to see my friend and he was good, but others weren’t and I realised you don’t have to be good, you just have to show up and I caught the bug quickly.”

David Icke- Humans transform to Reptiles!

David Icke speaking about shape shifting.

Reptilian Brain—Here's your's in high gear Icke! – David Icke Exposed

She comes out with all this barf inducing garbage about how kind and considerate Icke is to everybody—Pass me the bucket, I think I’m gonna throw up…. Anyway, here’s Icke in full reptile brain mode, attacking an innocuous, unaggressive... David Icke – The Reptilian Brain, The Moon Matrix & Mind Games....

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The Biggest Secret, The Book That Will Change the World
517 pages
The Biggest Secret, The Book That Will Change the World

In documented detail, the author argues that the same interconnecting bloodlines have controlled the planet for thousands of years. Original.

The Sixth Sense Reader
375 pages
The Sixth Sense Reader

Although he seemed to embrace every conspiracy theory, David Icke identified the central, secret conspiracy ruling the world as the work of shape-shifting reptilians from outer space. According to Icke, these extraterrestrial reptiles ...

Religion, politics, and identity in a changing South Africa
239 pages
Religion, politics, and identity in a changing South Africa

In The Biggest Secret, David Icke invoked the indigenous African authority of Credo Mutwa to confirm this conspiracy theory about blood-drinking, shape- shifting reptiles from outer space. Reportedly, Mutwa declared, "To know the ...

Authentic fakes, religion and American popular culture
294 pages
Authentic fakes, religion and American popular culture

In The Biggest Secret, which was dedicated to Credo Mutwa, David Icke invoked the authority of the Zulu shaman to confirm this conspiracy theory about blood- drinking, shape-shifting reptiles from outer space. Reportedly Mutwa declared ...

Tales from the time loop, the most comprehensive exposé of the global conspiracy ever written and all you need to know to be truly free
503 pages
Tales from the time loop, the most comprehensive exposé of the global conspiracy ever written and all you need to know to be truly free

CHAPTER N1NE You don't really mean reptiles? Er, yeah History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. Napoleon Bonaparte By the mid-1990s I had begun to piece together the structure through which the ...

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David Icke's marriage breakdown: He once claimed he's the Son of God and the ...
David Icke's marriage breakdown: He once claimed he's the Son of God and the ... The audience at the theatre in Times Square, New York, sat in reverential silence as David Icke took the stage and made his great revelation. Our planet, he declared, is secretly ruled by a race of reptile-like aliens. These reptiles, malevolent in

Part VIII – Scamming and Divorcing David Icke
I recently discovered the reason why Icke had been promoting his tours (discussed in the last installment) so aggressively lately. Folks, it turns out that David Icke has recently been going through a rather nasty divorce settlement.

Tipping the scaly
All in all, it makes us wonder if British former footballer and TV commentator David Icke was on the right path with his theory the Earth is run by a cabal of hyperintelligent lizard people. Icke has in the past accused all manner of prominent

How I Became a Conspiracy Theorist and Lived to Tell the Tale
But I never actually began to question my sanity until I crossed paths with the one and only David Icke. The exact details are vague, but I recall that I was at Borders one day and happened upon The Biggest Secret: The Book That Will Change The World!

Extraterrestrial War on the 1930's reveals Mayan Calendar 2012: Rebirth, Non ...
Extraterrestrial War on the 1930's reveals Mayan Calendar 2012: Rebirth, Non ... Once the genetic structure falls too far from it's reptilian origin, they can't shapeshift in this way. Investigative research based on insights by David Icke and others suggests that the Mayans were infiltrated by Manipulative Extraterrestrials.